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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos.”
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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