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A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?”
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future smells like crap.”
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You own a homemade fur coat.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if . . .
You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".
-Jeff Foxworthy
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