SAVE the PIN and FOLLOW
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
The primary color of your car is bondo.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Ya celebrate groundhog day, cause ya believe in it!!
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You have a rag for a gas cap.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You're moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
The main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (Your insurance man is one too, if he pays you for it).
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
Your other truck is made by John Deere.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You think suspenders are a type of shirt.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
-Jeff Foxworthy
--------------------
You might be a redneck if . . .
You ever got too drunk to fish.
-Jeff Foxworthy
